Seriously!!!

Okay... so I am not typically one to rant and rave on my blog but tonight's events

warrant a bit of a rant.

Chris and I decided that it was high time to finally see This Is It.

We met up with the Shaw's and ended up having the theater almost completely to ourselves...

for a minute.

Ten minutes into the movie,

two mom's come tromping in with four or five little kids,

none of which could have been over seven.

Although the entire theater was empty, they of course, had to sit right behind us.

After many bumps to the back of our heads and bashes with the ever so large purses,

they managed to get situated and we all sat back to watch the movie.

The little guy behind Chris had a hard time settling down and ended up kicking his seat for a good half hour, but he eventually feel asleep.

Obviously, even though the movie was rated PG, it's not exactly a movie that a three year old would enjoy. DUH!

Anyways... like I said, we all managed to enjoy the show until the very end.

Right as Michael was getting ready to rehearse Billy Jean,

I felt a sudden stream of fluid come splattering on my face and all over my clothes.

Completely caught off guard, it took me a minute to realize what was happening.

The little boy that was sitting behind Chris must have woken up and had to pee

and the Mom's of the Year that he was with obviously weren't watching him as he dropped trow and went to town all over us!

Yep, that's right... he PEED ALL OVER US right in the theater! Unbelievable, right?!?!

Naturally, we were a bit irritated with the situation, but of course it wasn't the little boy's fault so we just left the theater and went to the bathroom to try to clean up a bit. Pretty much pointless, but we at least washed our hands and faces.

Now, you'd think that if you were the mom of this child that had just peed all over strangers in a movie theater, you'd be completely mortified and try to do everything possible to make the situation okay. Offer to pay for dry cleaning, offer to buy their movie tickets, offer to help them clean up, or at the very least, SAY SORRY for the love!! You'd think that would be the very first thing that you would say to the couple standing in front of you dripping with your son's urine!!! But... do you think she did that??? NOPE, NOPE, NOPE! She didn't even say sorry! Are you kidding me?? Really... who does that!?!

After our attempt at cleaning up, we decided to try to catch the last of the movie, thinking that Mom's of the Year would surely say SOMETHING to us after the show ended however; I did find it odd that they even came back into the theater and watched the end of the show after what happened. If it were my kid, I would have hauled out of there as fast as I could as soon as I made sure everything was okay. But... they didn't. They decided to stay until the end.

When the credits began to roll, the crew packed up and headed out, walking right by me and still not saying one word. So... being the hag that I am, I decided to walk out right behind them, just to see if they were really and truly going to leave without apologizing. I know, I'm immature, but I couldn't help it. I was so dumbfounded that they hadn't apologized, I couldn't help myself.

I followed them out to the parking lot and ended up being parked right next to them. I even walked uncomfortably close to the mom right as I walked up to my car, just to see if she would make eye contact. And what to you know... she didn't. I honestly COULD NOT believe it! Now maybe I'm making a WAY bigger deal about this than I should be, but I honestly cannot understand how someone can be so completely rude and inconsiderate. Like I said, we all know it wasn't anyone's fault, exactly, but that doesn't mean that the mother isn't responsible for making sure that everyone involved is okay. Some people!!!

So, the moral of my story... women that don't apologize when their kids pee on people are HAGS!!!